Back from Chelsea – quick match report

What a wonderful day. I’ll report back in full later but thought you should know how i got on following my own advice from earlier this week.


1. Get there early A+, gold star, etc. Was at the entrance at 7.55am, programme in hand.

2. Play BBC presenter Bingo. Not bad. Managed to spot the holy trinity – Alan, Joe and Carol. No bonus points for parallel sightings.

3. Pack your own lunch. I packed my own breakfast, does this count?

4. Splash out on a glass of Pimms. Failed – had a few glasses of prosecco last night and didn’t fancy hair of the dog.

5. Control your impulse to buy multiple bits of gardening tat. Fail, fail, fail, fail and fail again.

Purchases in no particular order:

• Wicker grow bag fencing
• Two bone china mugs
• Tin for holding string (with string)
• Two metal life-sized cockerel garden ornaments (One for Mum)
• Two robin garden decorations on sticks (both Mum’s – brought to order)
• Dibber for planting seeds
• Garden utility belt (like Batman's, only better)
• Two keyrings – for ‘shed’ and ‘back door’
• Three leaf bags (turn leaves into mulch over time) – annual Chelsea purchase
• Seeds from Heritage seed company

I’m sure I’ve missed about half a dozen items off. Mr Swift is going to have a coronary when he gets home.

6. Take change for seed catalogues in the Pavilion. Pass

7. Take lots of photos and ask lots of questions. Pass and pass (sorry to the man on the South African exhibition in the Pavilion. I bet you didn’t think one person could have so many questions about Aloe)

8. Finally, get a cab back to your main transport hub Another massive fail. Walked with my multitude of purchases to Victoria. Officially the longest mile of my life.