Pleased to report that there were no orienteering mishaps on today’s 5 mile walk. It did occur to me that I do the reccomended 10,000 daily steps before most people get out of bed. This is really uncharacteristic; I’ve always been an owl rather than a lark. Perhaps this is changing now I’m middle-aged?
As expected, Swifty hasn’t mentioned the unlocked door incident proving he’s not reading any of this. I’m going to start including some embarrassing anecdotes about him until he comes to his senses.
First up, Swifty sleeps with his head covered because as a child he believed that Goblins would steal his ears in the night.
Best be off, got to see a man about some raised beds.
As expected, Swifty hasn’t mentioned the unlocked door incident proving he’s not reading any of this. I’m going to start including some embarrassing anecdotes about him until he comes to his senses.
First up, Swifty sleeps with his head covered because as a child he believed that Goblins would steal his ears in the night.
Best be off, got to see a man about some raised beds.
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