A harsh door policy?

Today is a day of ‘rest’ according to the training schedule (hooray!), so I’ll be pottering round the garden watching my cats futile attempts to kill the baby squirrels living in our guttering. I’ve invited my good friend; former lodger and Post Magazine’s multi award-winning Deputy Editor Lynn Rouse round for a BBQ tonight. However, I’ve decided to adopt a policy that no-one’s getting over the threshold for a free feed without sponsoring me first. Graeme Roche take heed, you’re next.